- Me: Awwww yisss. Motherfucking master sword. I'm almost done with the game!
- Nintendo: LOL NOPE, BITCH. YOU STILL GOT FIFTEEN DUNGEONS AND GANON TO BEAT.
- Brother: I don't see what's so hard about the Zelda games. All you have to do is visit rooms you've never been to before.
The Zelda games make me feel like such a masochist.